castielandhishunters:

calumon:

my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd

I guess now you could call it a high school

lolthefunniest:

evanthedj:

alltimesmoshstickz:

so this just happened

omg read it to the tune of the song

im waiting for the day someone makes an audio of this

cristinaya:

Shine bright like a washed nintendog

sherlockismysuicidenote:

slutsy:

i told my duck he looked like a loaf of bread 

this was his response 

WHY DO YOU HAVE A DUCK

uoa:

do you ever tell people you’ll be going to sleep but then you don’t and you have to not do anything noticable online for the sake of it seeming as if you didn’t lie to them

frostyclyde:

frostyclyde:

so my mom bought some crab and she wasn’t ready to cook them yet

so i put them on the ground and yelled “BE FREE MY FELLOW CRUSTACEANS.” and they raised their claws like this

I AM THE CRAB LORD

Why does this have notes omg

(Source: kennyismeatyasfuck)

riseandwrite:

If you download music illegally in Jamaica

does that make you

A PIRATE OF THE CARIBBEAN

200% done

(Source: akkles)

therealslimkankri:

andithevillian:

This is HANDS DOWN my favorite grammatical example.

(Source: keannapearl)

(Source: tattooplace)

exdollhead:

Emma Mount

herondalely:

we-hunt-monsters-not-dinkelberg:

Today in school I was walking down the hallway to go to the bathroom and some dude walked out of a classroom and tripped me by accident and I was thinking about Thor 2 so i just like blurted out “HOW DARE YOU ATTACK THE SON OF ODIN” and he just looked at me and looked down at his shirt and it was an Avenegrs shirt and I think i made a friend guys.

I SHIP IT

l0stkeys:

rockinretro:

cwissi:

l0stkeys:

shawnsonn:

Don’t cut yourself its not sexy

omg. really. people are idiots. 

are you stupid

Awesome. Let us contribute yet another bullshit idea of what “sexy” is. How about you don’t cut because it’s not worth it. Because things will always get better. Because you don’t have to conform to what everyone else thinks is sexy or beautiful, you are your own unique gorgeous person and you are loved. And because even when the whole world seems to have walked out on you, a random stranger like me is willing to save your life because that’s how significant you are to this beautiful world <3 

omg, you’re lovely m’dear but i don’t cut for any of those reasons either aha. you’re truly one of those rare wonderful people on this site. don’t care that i’m reblogging again 

a-ckleholic:

BRILLIANT

(Source: meme-meme)